FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

1. Between 18 and 25
A woman is like Africa : Wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

2. Between 26 and 34
A woman is like
America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

3. Between 35 and 44
A woman is like
India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty

3. Between 45 and 54
A woman is like France : Deliciously mature and fragrant, still a pleasant destination to visit

4. Between 55 and 60
A woman is like. Yugoslavia : A lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is
the only answer.

5. Between 61 and 65
A woman is like Russia : Vast and barren with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

6. Between 66 and 70
A woman is like
Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

7. After 70
A woman is like Afghanistan: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there......

MALE GEOGRAPHY

1. Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe : 'Ruled by a dick.....'

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